Willits Land

A bestie recently asked me, “How’s everything going in Willits Land?” She knew the answer. She knew the ups and downs - the literal and figurative rollercoaster that the fam has been on for the last two months. I appreciate the connection, the lifeline, and the question nonetheless. It got me thinking and some creative juices flowing. It got my brain box ticking, making some very loose connections for this little ditty. HERE. WE. GO. 


After a failed side hustle last Saturday, I hopped into an episode of Armchair Expert about Disney Adults. And then (Ding, Ding, Ding) - I saw a post on Buzzfeed about some Disney Adults not providing food at their wedding so that they could pay for appearances by Mickey and Minnie… I’m down for a Hot Dog Dance and a good ol’ Mousekatool, but WHAT THE WHAT?


I digress... Ultimately, here’s my deal, if Willits Land were a thing, what ride / attraction would best exude my qualities, show the world what I’ve got, etc - ya dig? 


Needs / Musts:

  • Introverted: Nothing too flashy or saying LOOK AT ME, I’m a quiet gal who enjoys time to myself.

  • Design-Oriented: Ambiance, decor, feel, is EVERYTHING; I love interiors and exteriors for that matter! Working in design is my jam and it must be evident based on this attraction too! Details matter.

  • Reliable: I do what I say I’m going to do; Follow through is *CHEF KISS* - This must be a tried and true feature as well.

  • Delightful: Under-promise and over-deliver is the name of the game!


You ready for these results?


Tower of Terror it is! As much as I HATE being scared - I can’t deny these results. Mr. Disney has spoken. That concierge crew is Loyal Larry’s and Reliable Ronald’s. They are IN CHARACTER and are flashy by no means. (Talk about a quiet place to chill out… for eternity!) And design - Don’t even get me started. Cobwebs are part of the appeal! HA! Even though you know what is coming EVERY TIME - The Scream Team delivers a thrilling experience.

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