Riding a Bike

It’s been real, like REAL. A lot has happened in the last two months - To the point where I need to take a breath and refocus on what is important in this life. I’m now ready to get back on this blogging bicycle, BUT I FORGET HOW TO DO IT. In the spirit of DOING IT, this so-called “series” begins with random descriptions… or “odes to the mundane” - who knows… Let’s see what happens!


Are you canvas? Are you linen? Does it even matter? I think not. What does matter is that you are comfy.. Comfy enough for the most discerning derriere - That of my precious princess pup, Lady Harleen Quinzel. You are the softest version of my signature teal hue, or as HQ says… gray, a light gray, which complements her sweet, luscious white wavy fur. 


You surround a memory foam foundation and sit atop my desk, the perfect placement for an aforementioned pup to keep an eye on me… And my lunch. The rest of your brethren aren't far, just across my office… ahem…bedroom, where the other pup, Sir Oliver Queen lounges the day away sprawled across an entire duvet - How does he do it?!

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